Faceplant Demotivational Poster
CLUMSY PANDA - I'm not clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me, tables and chairs attack me, and the wall just gets in the way.
DETERMINATION - Even if you fall flat on your face You are still moving forward
A SPECIAL TREAT -
GERMANY - THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT -
FACEPLANT - Coming right up in 3... 2...
FACEPLANT'S CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT - The Only Rule You Must Chug A 16oz Beer On Each Teebox It's for a good cause. Really.
PROFESSIONALS - Don't need parachutes
FACEPLANT! - Because nobody love you!
HEAD PROTECTION - Umbrellas don't work.
THE INTERNETS -
DEDICATION - well they did say to steal 2nd at all costs
FACEPLANTS - This is what happens, when we try to defy gravity....
BRAKES FAIL -
SUCCESS IS... - how high you bounce when you hit bottom. General George Patton
SINCE 1870 -
FACEPLANT LIMERICK -
FACEPLANT CLASS PICTURE -
THE NEW MODS -
AN ARTIST'S TORTURED SOUL - Misunderstood, ridiculed, belittled. All they want is to see you caper and dance. Bastards all...
FACEPLANT31 - Even Clowns Gotta Go
TOUGH GUYS -
BE GOOD -
FACEPLANT31 - Now you know what he goes through everyday
THE NEXT WORD IS -
ANY REGRETS? -
I DID IT WITH CLAIRE -
FACEPLANT'S FAMILY PICNIC - brats, beer, games and fun for all
AT THE CARNIVAL OF MOTIFAKE - We have doorkeepers to repel the unwanted. And to scare the bejesus out of those of us who are AFRAID OF CLOWNS!!
FACEPLANT31 - Don't call him a pothead. He hates that.
FACEPLANT'S DELIGHTED GIGGLE... - As he closes in on his next subject ready to rend and tear to the heart and leave the rest of us to stare... (and clean up the mess)
HI PITCHED WHISTLE -
BROOKE CRAIN - Pretty Girl, But Will She Stay Pretty If She Keeps Face Planting Like This?
SOCCER - In some countries showing the bottom of you feet to somebody is considered and insult.
HINDSIGHT IS 20/20 -
Boxers With Heels -